Geometrize?

Can you think of a verb form of the word geometry?

Larger than Life

Recently, after dinner:

Do you ever think of a small animal suddenly growing to an enormous size?

Like Alice in Wonderland?

Yeah.

No.

Favorites

Jeff is always asking me if I have a favorite of something. I never do. I guess I just don't care enough to pick. I don't re-read books or repeatedly watch the same movies, at least, not on purpose.

This weekend he asked me what was my favorite type of railroad crossing. Yep. I didn't even know there were so many to consider. His favorite is the old timey one where it swings back and forth. Apparently, it's called a Wigwag and one model in particular is called the "Magnetic Flagman". 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigwag_(railroad)

Happy Tuesday

This morning my husband told me about a dream he had in which I was yelling horribly ugly things at him. He said he couldn't understand what I was saying so he asked me to repeat it and I said F U and stormed off.

My response - if you didn't know what I was saying then why did you think it was horribly ugly things? 

Fight ensues. 

Sigh.

Eye Cream

I showed my husband how to properly apply eye cream today. Yep.

Nose Therapy

He says to me very seriously, "do you even wonder why they don't have nose therapy?"

No. I really don't.

That's Bullhonkey!

It was a dinner conversation

Me: How do you spell tuchus? (I had a totally legitimate reason for asking)

Jeff: I don't know what you're talking about...

Me: Are you serious?

Jeff: No idea.

Me: You can't make fun of me for not knowing about the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star anymore. It means your butt. ( I knew about them, but I didn't know they were like the same song)

Jeff: I know bohunkus, does that count?

Me: No.