Nose Therapy

He says to me very seriously, "do you even wonder why they don't have nose therapy?"

No. I really don't.

That's Bullhonkey!

It was a dinner conversation

Me: How do you spell tuchus? (I had a totally legitimate reason for asking)

Jeff: I don't know what you're talking about...

Me: Are you serious?

Jeff: No idea.

Me: You can't make fun of me for not knowing about the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star anymore. It means your butt. ( I knew about them, but I didn't know they were like the same song)

Jeff: I know bohunkus, does that count?

Me: No.

Fat Rolls

Jeff: I think I have a fat roll.


Me: (walking in from the other room) Where?

Jeff: I stood up and it went away.

side note: Jeff is so thin that we have shopped in the young men's department for clothes

Bananas or Guns?

Tonight at dinner...

Me: Have you ever seen that movie about the guy that loves bears, Timothy Treadwell?

Jeff: No.

Me: He was trying to be all Gorillas in the Mist, but with bears? Remember?

Jeff: Gorillas in the what? Bananas or Guns?

Me: Bananas! You've never seen Gorillas in the Mist? Are you serious? Dian Fossey? Sigourney Weaver?

Jeff: I have no idea what you are talking about...

::sigh::